Vintage Hollywood Fan Gifts

Robert Mitchum

Gloria Swanson

Herman Mankiewicz

'R2-D2 is not in. Please leave a message after the beep-wheep-zip-booop ...'

'He likes to power nap.'

"You should be sniffed, and often, by someone who knows how."

'I don't believe it. Five minutes after he gets the darn thing, he has an arrest!'

Steve McQueen

A huge shark is about to attack a small fishing boat and one of the guys is saying 'Listen... there's that creepy music again' as an orchestra of fish, crabs and an octopus play the theme from Jaws.

Tarzan of the damn dirty apes.

Best before 65 million BC.

"...You talking to me? Well, I'm the only one here... You talking to me?!" "Narcissus De Niro"

"I'm the bad guy..."

"Why didn't you simply open the window?"

Now that you have a heart, you really should switch to polyunsaturated oil.

The Gladiator.

'Come quick: Rin Tin Tin is on TV again...'

Titanic: How's my steering.

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

David Niven caricature

Michael Caine

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

"Although the depiction of gangland activity in this film is not accurate over all, I would like to go on record as saying that I am not entirely displeased with Mr. Robert De Niro's portrayal of a gentleman whom I take to have been a former associate of yours truly."

"It's not Kansas, Totem, but I can settle for it."

King Kong

'Do you mind if I take a straw?'

The Wickerman (Hollywood style)

Ronald Reagan

Janet Leigh

Today isn't a good day. He's talking to New York now, then he's got a board meeting, after that there's an old Betty Grable film on TV.

'I could have had a V-8!'

"Clark Gable, Gary Cooper, Cary Grant -- they're all gone. But Marcus is still here."

"I know what you're thinking: 'Did he write six refills or only five?'" Dirty Harry, M.D.

Marcello Mastroianni.