Vintage Hollywood Fans Gifts

Oomph-free Bogart.

Herman Mankiewicz

Men: Hating chick flicks since 1623.

"'Tis but a scratch — in America, I'd still have to go in for work today."

The Gladiator.

Wizard of Oz - repeat fees

Cary Grant

"Whatcha watching, Dad?"

Robert Mitchum

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

Sorry about the odor --- Phone booths have gone out of style so I had to change in a dumpster.

"California has always been too big for its britches."

Peter Lorre caricature

Janet Leigh

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

"There goes 'ol Slim ridin' off into the sunset."

Kim Novak caricature

"I told him. . . 'Norman, forget that woman! She's no good for you! I need you to run the Bates Motel! Norman! Are you listening to your mother?'"

Clark Gable.

Charlie Chaplin

I told you Norman Bates and Oedipus would have a lot to talk about.

"I love you the way the French love Jerry Lewis."

'Really? I was an extra in several John Wayne movies too...'

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

Ronald Reagan

Looking back, I should have said yes when Sophia Loren asked me to elope. Eventually, even hindsight isn't 20/20.

Maureen Paula O'Sullivan caricature

Man Smoking

Joan Crawford junior

Marty Feldman

Woody Allen

Pola Negri

Who are your stupid role-playing bears supposed to be today, doctor? Me and my father? Relax, Al. I'm cutting you a break. They're supposed to be Abbott and Costello!

"Oh, what do ALL Creatures from the Black Lagoon want."

"Talk about playing hard to get! She won't let me bite her on the neck until after we're married."