Vintage Celebrity Fans Gifts

Classic Impressions...

"Don't tell me we're eating Paleo again."

'Our regular programs will not be seen tonight, because our Station Manager is in a 'Three Stooges' mood.'

Instructions for Bow Tie Wearers

A Quiet Rebuke.

The Dandy

"It's overdosed on Parakeetamol."

'You know, it's kind of nice turning off the sound, turning on closed caption, and listening to piano music.'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'Wait till the big dumb nut gets home and finds out he's got a wig.'

'We've been trying to ease out Old Stoney as Payroll Coordinator.'

'Dang it! The gals out here leave little to a feller's imagination.'

Victorian Secret

Masked Ball

"Fred and Ginger, but of course not the Fred and Ginger."

"Have you given any more thought to my idea of using a sword?"

"They listen to weird music, dress funny and you don't dare go into the bathroom after they've been in there!"

The Galaxy's Guide to Hitchhikers...Paul McCartney.

"I think I've already had my fifteen minutes of fortune."

When More Government Is A Good Thing

'We need a new TV, Dad — it's stupid watching 'Reading Rainbow' in black and white.'

Celebrity anagrams: Drab Ian's bar row (Answer: Barbara Windsor.)

"And thanks again, Greg. It was divine."

Cave couple watching a cave painting TV while in bed.

'Have you seen two men, messy looking, no shirts? They just escaped from the dungeon.'

Purple dress

'He's a little old fashion, but it's his love for red meat that bothers me.'

Classic Early 2020 Throwbacks

"Instant? In my day they used to make it from scratch."

'The problem is he's 98.6...It's his age.'

Lady escorted home by police

"It's very sixties."