Retro Gadget Fans Gifts

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

Snail with pc monitor.

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

You've got snail.

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Millennials in the Year 2050...

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins