Retro Gadget Fans Gifts

'Harry and I are plugged into everything that was out of date even at the turn of the millennium.'

"I've just been offered a job sorting out the Y1K bug.."

'It's one of these new phones that takes photographs.'

Cord cutter

'This is a letter opener, from the days before faxes and email. I just sold it online after I listed it as a vintage communication device.'

'When played backwards these say terrible things like 'do your homework' and 'clean your room.''

"This is my client's videotaped deposition—please be considerate and rewind after viewing."

'We never had all these labour-saving devices in my young day!'

'Sorry, I can't help you, the computer's down again.'

"This car is a retro classic. Instead of a USB outlet there's a cigarette lighter."

Bill was so determined to Twitter no one dared tell him he couldn't do it with a calculator.

'Early Laptops.'

God pulling the plug on January 1st 2000

Man hitting a TV and going out of focus himself.

'Father, when are you going to get software for our home computer that will teach me French?'

The anti-social network: 'Hey Jeffrey...I need help setting up my dad's anti-social network.'

"Can't fix the WiFi? How times flies! Seems only yesterday you couldn't program the VCR!"

"I've had a tip off that someone on the team has been using email."

"This is a computer speaking. I will now misconnect you and your party."

Man with candle in thought bubble, "Ideas before Edison"

Snail with pc monitor.

'He's not a 'bad' phone. He's just not a 'smart' phone.'

"I see you have the latest in accounting software."

You've got snail.

"Grandma, I have to bring an antique to school. Can I borrow your flip phone?"

'How kids really saw Mr Robinson in computer classes.'

"However good father's 'beaver-o-matic' was..."

'First, let's see him program a DVD recorder.'

'This old VCR warms a mean bagel.'

Idiot's Guide to Programming a VCR.

'This is a painting of your grandfather.'

"I think you're using the old remote dear...."

Millennials in the Year 2050...

Elvis sets his phone to gyrate.

Et entering phonebox with bag full of coins