Tiny Car Fans Pillows

Two small cars carry a christmas tree

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Coexist. Coexhaust.

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

A baby using a heavy duty drill

Classic Autos: We have muscle cars for weaklings!

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

Barry gradually realised that buying a small car had its disadvantages

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

Artists At The Auto Show

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

"Do you have anything smaller?"

'Our limo's here.'

Last Chance for Saturated Fats Next 200 Mi.

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Angry pensioner

'I get 23 stations and a place to hang my coat!'

Ducks crossing.

'And this is our basic model.'

'Wheel technical support line.'

Have you installed the heater?

"You're carrying a spare tire for an 18-wheeler but you're driving a mid-size sedan."

Witch doctor rear view mirror ornaments.

Cylinder Head

"I got a 'millennial anti-theft device' in my car." "Steering wheel lock?" "Stick shift."

Classic vehicles: CoopHogCowasaki.

'Happy Birthday, I bought you a car! It's an older model, but it runs great!'

Finishing Line

"The ideal holiday car, with a special option for when you're stuck in traffic jams!"

I get my kicks on route 66! No other man shall go through!

'We've run all the tests, Doc, and can't find a thing wrong with it. It must b e psychological.'

'No I'm not hurt, just a bit embarrassed.'