Motorbike Fan Prints

Motorbike

The headless moped driver

Man has a picture of a rolls on his garage door...the car inside is very different.

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

My other car has a bumper sticker that says this on it too.

"If you think I ride too fast, Susan...just say so!"

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

'God's speed.'

Smile

'I received your list of the type of company car you'd like to receive. The Maserati, Ferrari, Porche and Viper isn't possible, but there is a 1978 Pinto with your name written all over it.'

Formula One car origami

"Fill'er up with testosterone."

'Sure I said I love 'new car smell', but not as an aftershave.'

The Bagel Wheel Derby.

"Fancy crashing at my pad later, babe?"

Pig Trotter

'Since you lost your job you're really taking this 'taxi-driver for your kids' thing seriously, Dad.'

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

"He used to own a muscle car."

'Bob will be along shortly to marry you. He's looking over a mint-condition, 1965 Mustang that just went on sale.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

Racing pit crew member holds sign for driver: Stop And Ask For Directions.

'Speed bump ... no sound barrier.'

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

'And this is our basic model.'

Angry pensioner

"I don't care if this is better for my back, I'm startin' to feel ridiculous."

The Race

'I know you felt great after ten laps around the track, Mr. Fandella, but remember you were driving.'

Birds watching car race wishing they had wheels.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'