Dirt Biking Fan Gifts

Jump Stop

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

ATM withdrawal

Tortoise polishing his shell

"No, still there."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

'I believe you were first.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

Sprinting speeding ticket

HEY!

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

The headless moped driver

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

On your mark, get set, go!

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

BMX girl.

"Need any electricity generated?"

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

"When I was small, I used to be so busy. I was always running here and rushing there. Go, go, go. That was me. Now I just ride my bike or sit around watching mindless junk on TV. My life just keeps getting better and better all the time."