Dirt Biking Fan Mugs

Jump Stop

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

ATM withdrawal

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Tortoise polishing his shell

"No, still there."

'You should all be wearing helmets'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

'I normally don't ride a dirt bike, but my motorcycle doesn't do well on potholes.'

Penny Farthing Tricycle

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

The Race

Sprinting speeding ticket

The headless moped driver

"I'll be a little late. I'm on a Citi Plow."

The evolution of triathletes.

HEY!

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

"Well, because today is Friday the 13th."

'Dear Santa, if you leave a new bike under the tree, I will give you the antidote to the poison I put in the milk. Timmy.'

On your mark, get set, go!

'The ref likes a good clean fight!'

"Need any electricity generated?"

Ryan Bayley

BMX girl.

'Men on motorbike with pencil shaped sidecar.'

'Thank God I'm wearing clean underwear!'

"Wild rice Krispy treat."

Tour de France champ François Faber

"Ooh, look - a Boris bike."

Distracted unicyclist causes a crash.