Retro Cycling Fan Mugs

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

"He's come out of retirement!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Ancient Racing

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Early Adopter...Early Opt-Outer

Another Turning Point in the Industrial Revolution. Ford Motor Co. On second thought, let's put the cars on the conveyor belt.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Best before 65 million BC.

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you buy cars here?"

The perfect choice for president?... Stephen Colbert!

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

Adult Barbershop

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

Biliard Enthusiast

Jeremy Clarkson.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

'I just found out my vintage Roy Rogers lunch box is worth more than my 401k.'

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

World Of Cow - 'If you must know, it's my Birthday and I happen to be great friends with Bob Dylan.'

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

'Same address, 20 years later'

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

Rest area - 12 mile.