Retro Cycling Fan T-Shirts

"He's come out of retirement!"

"No Timmy, I don't think your pencil has system requirments or upgrades you can download from the internet."

Ancient Racing

"We're airship people, not mega-airship people."

Gramophone dreams of mp3 player.

Best before 65 million BC.

'I'm too hot to trot.'

Old rocker.

An old-time engineer enters the cockpit on a flight.

"Do you do much walking?"

"Remember you told me to put my client list on my computer."

Draw!

'..It's just that with all your amazing powers of deduction and elimination, Holmes, I'm just a little surprised that the best solution you can come up with for seeing off the hound of the Baskervilles, is to 'chase them across the moors with a hoover. up

Adult Barbershop

Punk rocker passing punk codger in street.

"The next song is for all you unreconstructed commies, who are still in love with their tractors."

Biliard Enthusiast

'Sir, we need to upgrade our technology. We've used up our last roll of ticker tape.'

"Now that I've invented it, I have-this odd compulsion to hold it in my hand whenever I go and glance at it incessantly."

"This week we're going to try some regression therapy."

We choose to send a cow to the moon and do the other things. Not because they are hard, but because it'll be darn funny!

"I just don't know what we'd have done without our subscription these past 25 years."

'If you don't want to go digital, fine, but if you're going to store film in our cooler you have to save room some soda and beer."

Hip Operation

Tea and Sugar Rationing

It wasn't until years later that anyone would think to pop it.

"Just watching old stuff from 2019."

'Same address, 20 years later'

'Dauber Micawber'