Track Cycling Fan Mugs

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Running

Cyclist Flamingoes

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

"I want to report a race crime.'

'I believe you were first.'

Campaign Trail

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

The Race

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

Running machine with pothole.

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

The headless moped driver

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

HEY!

Sprinting speeding ticket

A husband and wife who have fallen off of their bicycle

Accident