Track Cycling Fan Mugs

Ryan Bayley

Race track - with the race being to apply the white lines between lanes

'This Mouse is going to be huge!'

'Good luck, everyone! Maybe this will be the year somebody finishes the race!'

'Geoffrey's kit car can go from nought to upside down in under nine seconds.'

Running

Cyclist Flamingoes

"A classic lowrider bike usually is built on a late 1960's Schwinn 20-inch frame."

Hammer Thrower - "Let go of it!"

Centaur Sprinter

Heart shaped man exercising with weights.

'I was this close to the finish line and then somebody threw a stick!'

'I believe you were first.'

"I want to report a race crime.'

Campaign Trail

Penny Farthing Tricycle

'They're halfway through the six-meter dash. At this pace, the winner should break the world record by at least 24 hours!'

Plastic Brits: 'Apprehend that fleetfooted alien and naturalise him for Team GB!'

The Wild Won: 'Hey Newtie, what are you rebelling against?'

The Priceless Ming Vase Relays.

The Race

The 39 Steps

Man planning on standing on a turntable to aid hammer throw.

'Soon I will have proved it ONCE AND FOR ALL!'

Running machine with pothole.

'Runners to your mark. Get set... wait! Lane three! Turn sideways!'

"Where did this thing come from? It's a major trip hazard if you ask me!"

Sprinting speeding ticket

Prisoner does Shot Put with an Ankle Ball and Chain

HEY!

The headless moped driver

'When you asked me to follow your husband at work you didn't tell me he was a Formula One driver.'

The evolution of triathletes.

Man pushes stalled car off railroad track just in time! (sort of)

"Now, don't move, I'm going to practice my high jump and need a good landing mattress..."