Classical Art Lovers Gifts

'If he'd kept his hands to himself, some woman wouldn't have had to tear his arms off.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

Guide reading book called 'A farewell to arms.'

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

The Death Of Venus

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

'Who's the new guy?'

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Football Sculpture.

American Gothic Selfie

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Hee hee hee, watch this - I just shuffled my feet on the carpet.

The iPad Players

A Night In the Art Gallery