Classic Art Lovers Mugs

The Creation of Static

'I think it's another modelling gig.'

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

'He's got classic form, but if he doesn't improve his grades he won't get into college. He doesn't think.'

Raphael

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Da Vinci painting a grumpy version of Mona Lisa.

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

"Habanero ..."

American Gothic Selfie

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

Mona Lisa Letter Box Edition.

The drinker.

"Odd finger finishes the fettuccine."

Leonardo's Virgin Oil on the Rocks painting.

"I thought this was the Vermeer tour."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

A Night In the Art Gallery

Woodpecker carves David out of tree.