Prehistoric Humor Appreciator Prints

There's a couple of those semi-bipedal guys. "Knee-anderthals"!

"Hey dad, can I borrow the wheel tonight?"

'If you really loved me, you'd learn to walk upright!'

'It's called a 'hat' -- you tip it to women instead of hitting them over the head with a club.'

'I told you it would be useful.'

The first car accident.

"If you're tired of stegosaur, go kill something else."

Jurassic Parking Lot

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

"Frankly, I can't wait until I evolve into a bird..."

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

"Ooh look Derek. A shooting star. Quick make a wish"

'I can't wait 'til hunting is googling and gathering is calling out for delivery.'

The discovery of asparagus.

"While you were working on fire, I was working on my satellite. Once we figure out how to launch it into the heavens, other inventions will follow, like phones, GPS, weather predictions. . ."

'I've been a nervous rex all day.'

As the world emerges from the last ice age Ug & Og discuss a historic agreement to reduce CO2 emissions from woolly mammoth barbecues.

Those Were The Days

This side is the gag reel.

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"Daddy's working from home today."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Herding lava back to the fire pit.

Big Rock University. Guidance Counselor. I'd like to switch my major from hunting to gathering!

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

Their relationship was doomed to fail. She was frigid, and his arms were too short to rub one out.

Early on-line shopping

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

'I made your favorite for dinner — pterodactyl nuggets!'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"