Prehistoric Cultural Aficionado Mugs

'The wheel was great, but what have you done for me lately?'

The first car accident.

"If we only used bigger clubs we would defeat our enemies every time, and we would dominate them forever!"

A caveman paints from life

'Every night it's the same - always my turn to put the Bally Cat out!'

The discovery of asparagus.

Those Were The Days

"Daddy's working from home today."

"A world without Ovid? I can't even begin to imagine a world without Ovid."

Caveman has a good idea for the wheel.

"The invention of taxidermy."

"No - you’re right. It’s dumb."

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

'Alphabet soup? What's alphabet?'

"I like it but does it get only the one channel?"

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

"I told you a firecracker behind his back didn't seem like a good idea!"

The First Kite

'We unfortunately had to compress our dinosaur area due to budget cuts. On the bright side, TyrannoTriStegoApatoHadroPlesioSaurodon Rex here is now the museum's most popular exhibit.'

"My dad can't talk yet, but he's learned to wave bye-bye."

"Look! Other people. We'll have to develop a foreign policy!"

"Take that mammoth back. It's not 'wooly' enough."

"Say, Honey, how about a nice salad for supper instead?"

"I'd like you to see an Anthropologist.''

'Dear, couldn't you spend part of your time actually hunting something?'

'Why is it always me that has to put the cat out?'

The mysterious ancient stone figures of Keister Island.

Sober Tooth Tiger

'Of course, I'm not one of those glamorous paleontologists who are all over TV these days.'

"...One careful owner, not much mileage. In fact, I only invented it last week."

'Dad, can I borrow the club tonight?'