Prehistoric Art Fans Mugs

"It's my first novel."

Early Cave Art

A caveman paints from life

"Make yourself comfortable on my new decorative throw rocks."

Lessons in Prehistory.

"How long before the clinical trials are over?"

"On second thought, mabe it would look better over there."

'Finish your homework first, Og... then you can watch the wall.'

Early accounting scandals.

Troys'R'Us.

'It's a 'graphic novel.''

Cave Paintings Audio Guide

Prehistoric Modern Art

Look, Oog and Whonk just invented the intersection.

"The subaqueous qualities of the biomorphic forms spacially undermine the larger metaphorical resonance of the mark-making."

'How many times must I tell you? Stop drawing on the bloody walls!'

Political Cave Art

"My doctor says you should be drawing more fruits and vegetables."

Ape ambushes anteater hiding behind a monolith.

Let's hear a cheer for the sun god! Ra Ra Ra.

"I call it angle-poise"

"Password must contain at least one pictograph."

'Daddy's busy - Go draw on the wall.'

Early Art Critic

'It's like I told you, Grog, content is king.'

'Two, four, six, eight Who do we appreciate ,,,'

'Now, what am I bid for this original Ough?'

'It's amazing - the arrows seem to follow you around the cave'

"The discovery of paleolithic still lifes."

"Stop writing on the walls! You know they're going to blame me for it."

'Grog would never be able to finish a cross pictograph without his thesaurus.'

"If you like his hunting paintings, you'll love his work about gathering."

Don't give up the hunting and gathering.

'Kip paints caves.'

'Thrilling news yesterday; my nephew's got the Lascaux Caves commission.'