Classical Painting Enthusiast Prints

Jan Arnolfini and his wife...(it was a boy)

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"Mr. Right!"

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

Raphael

'It's not easy painting hummingbirds.'

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

The Death Of Venus

Diego Velasquez

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"Which way to the Mona Lisa? We're double-parked."

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

"I don't know what happened, your holiness! I painted the ENTIRE CEILING!"

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

"My method of painting is pointillism."

"There are those who say I'm a throwback to Monet."

Football Sculpture.

Hazards of mouse painting

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

American Gothic Selfie