Classical Art Connoisseur Prints

The Death Of Venus

The DaVinci Code

Archimedes statue with a lever

"Mr. Right!"

Saint George and the Drag Queen

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

The Selfie

Mendelssohn Finds His Inspiration

'Not even close man - easy listening's around the corner.'

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"I believe it took a team of twenty five, working six months at a cost of �250, 000 to come up with that."

Raphael

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

Et in Arcadia Ego

Marriage a la Mode - Death of the Earl.

Cocktail glasses swimming in the sea.

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Hamlet. By William Shakespeare." Painting.

"Hey, would you mind taking a quick sculpture of me and my family?"

Truman Capote

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

Berta screams out!

Music Student

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

'How can they call it modern art when it's 100 year's old?'

Sir Edward Elgar

"Some Debussy, Igor."

"See that? He's the kind of peasant I detest."

He's the first Master Sculptor since the Renaissance also trained as a Mohel.

"It has great depth, realized with such a unique economy of paint application... yet, there remains a curious aura of drivel I can't dismiss."

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'