Classic Painting Admirer Prints

THE LAST BREAKFAST, Parody of the Last Supper

You're my Mona Lisa.

The DaVinci Code

"There's only one 'L' in colosseum."

"Mr. Right!"

"I would like a tube of lemon yellow, cadmium red, cobalt blue, ivory, black, and zinc white, a sixteen-by-twenty canvas, a couple of brushes, and that book 'Painting in Oils'."

"We met through the personals. We both were seeking someone 'Rubenesque'."

"A wise choice sir! Aah. . . Da Vinci - a genius of the Renaissance and a man who changed the face of art forever! Would you like that as a bookmark, a pencil sharpener or a fridge magnet. . . ?"

"Did Melina Mercouri ever get those marbles back to Greece?"

Diego Velasquez

Adam puts God on hold while texting.

Tragedy, Comedy & Selfie.

Et in Arcadia Ego

The Death Of Venus

"I thought I'd add a punch line."

Berta screams out!

Master Artists' Computer Graphics: Michelangelo's 'God's Creation of the Adam Computer.'

"He begged his wife and kids to join him in Tahiti, but he didn't mean a word of it, the bastard."

'What really annoys me is that they're not even my demons - they're Goya's and Hieronymus Bosch's and Brueghel's.'

'The Warhol of Dorian Gray'

"Here! Let me get you all in!"

Football Sculpture.

Son, I don't think this was how Whistler painted HIS mother.

The statue of Apollo takes a selfie with the Venus de Milo.

No caption. (The Mona Lisa is depicted wearing a smiley face button.)

"Have you give any thought to my suggestion about a sculpture that's just a chubby kid constantly peeing."

Thinker, but not too deep: 'I wonder what's on TV tonight?'

American Gothic Selfie

Man getting hot looking at picture of desert.

'You're going to have to give up painting ceilings, Michelangelo !'

"Why, Giambattista Tiepolo, you old so-and-so! Who knew you could paint?"

"Ideally, I'm looking for a guy who can make me smile."

"The Ceiling is slightly wider than I'd planned."

Van Gogh's mp3-player.

Analysis of Beauty - Plate I.