Communication Challenges Admirer Pillows

'Not now, Harry. I'm on hold.'

“She’s in her abstract expressionism phase.”

"Boss, the AI is actually smarter than all of us! It read our business forecast, jumped up and ran out laughing!"

Reading my Critics

Turd - 'It's one of a kind.'

bird interprets modern art

Robocop and Juliet.

Clever visual metaphor used to personify the abstract concept of thought and memory.

"Amazon's new A.I. just 'gets' me."

The Complete Book of Baby Names. Oooh, what do you think of 110101110110? Isn't that cute?

Robot Jogger

Life on Earth - The original chat room.

"I'll give you $5 for that shirt."

"When they said progress made our replacement inevitable I thought they meant by AI."

Raphnrrf? Raphnrrf? Umpha? Frfee? Maamr? Pick.

'Wait, this isn't Monet's garden, it's Mondrian's.'

Robot walking pet robot

Jackson Pollock Signs A Rent Check

'I agree, this artist will go far and he should start right now!'

"Go ahead, tell him... Your friend is correct. Nuts are fruit. Why won't you ever believe me?"

"The good news is I used AI to fill in my March tournament bracket and I won the whole thing. The bad news is AI has become self aware and wants the prize money."

'What makes you think no-one understands you?'

Prisoner still life painting.

"This next song is about my self-driving truck leaving me..."

'All I did was to connect an artificial heart to artificial legs, to an artificial kidney, to...'

Robot Cats - Cleaner, don't shed, and they're programmable.

'Picasso'

"Here the artist opted for a more impressionistic approach, because drawing a tree is hard."

"It's a great work!"

"No, this is 111110100111101111 ... you want 111110100111101101."

Men discussing a book on a chat show

"A TV can insult your intelligence, but nothing rubs it in like a computer."

"I like it, Julian — it speaks to what a waste of time and money your MFA was."

"An overload -- even this is beginning to look like Kitsch."

The Thinker