Quirky Message Fan Prints

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Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

The Age of Reptiles. . .

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

Open House of Horrors

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Old-fashioned computer

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

"We're out of flowers."

French Animal Noises.

"He's at that awkward age."

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

'The Ugoola's wheel is bigger than ours!'

House for Sale.

"Ever since I said I liked creative ties, things have gotten out of hand around here."