Quirky Message Fan Gifts

'Your message here'

Jail cell answering machine: We are unable to take your call right now. Please leave a message...

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

"Yes, I know they fit, it's just not what I pictured for a three car garage!"

"We're looking for something for our panic room."

The Age of Reptiles. . .

Four Common Lampshade Mistakes and How To Avoid Them.

Oh yeh? Well at least he doesn't get fleas.

Dr. Frankenstein creates his newest monster, Frankenmime.

"I'm getting red fruits, earth tones, and oak. Amen."

"Sometimes, Cheryl, I wonder why you only invite me along to cocktail parties."

Open House of Horrors

Would you make up your mind? I can't keep letting you in and out all day.

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

Four olives and a toothpick on Newton's Cradle.

Wind turbine and leaf blower.

"Teenagers! Everyone try to look cool!"

I always forget - Are we supposed to tip?

Never give a cow a giant straw.

'You should work for Conglomo. You're allowed the vegetable of your choice.'

'I mean, what sort of thief only takes a dog bowl?'

-"What has this got to do with communication?" -"It's my invention...the hand smiley."

Shaman reads magazine entitled 'Witch Doctor'.

Good stripper cop / Bad stripper cop

Old-fashioned computer

You Don't Have To Be Crazy To Work Here But You Will Be After The Training.

Millionaire trapped in the body of a bum. Please help correct the situation. ?

"We're out of flowers."

"He's at that awkward age."

French Animal Noises.

'We only have one brand of beer, but we've got six kinds of flavor straws.'

Toast kidnapper.

Crossword bathroom tiles.

Cat gets caught eating the cuckoo from a cuckoo clock.

House for Sale.