Comedic Animal Interaction Fan Prints

'Fortunately for you, in this world it's dog eat dog!'

'Rabbits make great pets, but it's best to have them one at a time.'

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"It was the most relaxing massage I've ever had."

"Leonard! Throw me the car keys!"

"We're giving you our complete cooperation. There's no need to bark at us!"

"I wish you'd stop obsessively checking your feed!"

"Now why would a seagull fly in here and try to establish a rapport with me?"

"Wait … where’s Chicken Little? And who is ‘Kim Jong Un’?"

Parrot annoying dog.

"You know that tune you sang yesterday morning? It was stuck in my head the whole day long..."

After Hours in the Pet Shop.

"Do you think it's an accident of history that Freemasons live in houses and we live in trees?"

'You look lovely, but we need to lengthen your train a bit...'

Fauna Hybrids

"And how long have you had this superiority complex?"

Kevin's trip to the supermarket took an unexpected turn at the frozen fish cabinet.

'I love show biz!'

"That is one incredibly fast and freaked-out squirrel."

'You wish, Timmy.'

'Pointless Pets: A ceramic tiled giraffe.'

"Pet peeves" "I fear the cat." "I fear the cat" "I fear the cat." "Fecced me."

Gatorade!

'How do you know all these cats? I've never even met them.'

"We’re going to have to be very discreet. We don’t travel together, and we don’t dine together."

Kangaroo in a plane.

"Either wishbone done hit the mother lode or he been in thet durn mine too long."

'You think one is tough, try raising two!'

'Not me...I'm watching my cholesterol!'

'That's gotta be the muttiest mutt I've ever met.'

'They have great rapport.'

'Holy S**t!'

"It was too good to be true when the old cat died! They're just back from the shelter with a kitten..."