Comedic Animal Enthusiast Prints

Guide Dog Disasters

"The good old days of eating the washing off the line are all gone methinks: The farmer has bought an electric dryer..."

"See? I told you changing his food would be traumatizing."

I'm prepared to admit that you may have startled me a bit, sure!

'Oh for heaven's sake, you're a cow. Just eat grass and be happy.'

The americanisation of vulture.

Cow talking to dog: 'What...You eat your own...?!'

"Ok, let's get those knuckles up off the ground, arms way up high now, feet wide apart. . ."

"Author does not do tricks."

"Mmmm! Bears hibernate in the winter. Cats can hibernate anytime we want!"

The only time cats are known to laugh.

'Oh Hi!'

For heavens sake,put some make-up on!

Great moments in art dogs playing poker, cats playing Pictionary,

"I can't decide who gets the promotion, so we'll settle it with a rope toy Tug O' War."

Bases loaded, no outs. And coach once again turns to his trusty golden reliever.

"Excuse me ma'am, may I help you cross the road so that I can get the answer to this dumb joke my friend keeps telling?"

"Why can't you just dig things up like normal dogs?"

"I have a couple of other projects I'm excited about."

'After years of practicing in empty theaters, Horace's dream of becoming a soft-shoe dancer seemed as remote as ever.'

'Oh don't worry, we had him defanged.'

Where Shaving Cream Comes From

'Ha ha! No kidding! You're pretty much most people's worst enemy.'

"This isn't helping my migraine."

Cat plays an arcade game that involves shooting at gun into a mouse hole.

"Don't listen to her! She's a cuckoo: what would she know about parenting?!"

"Gazelle's pizza! Delivered fast and delicious... Um, you guys aren't interested in pizza are you!?"

'What happend? I thought you went to the dentist for a cleaning.'

Another Time Travel Pair o' Ducks.

'Sorry lady, can't help you: Yes, I can herd pretty much anything, but not cats, and certainly not kittens...'

'Boy, am I going to be pleased when the pregnancy is over...'

Dog traps the postman.

Cat leaves obedience school smiling because he got an 'F' on his report card.

Why giraffes hate winter

'...doomed...from here...to eter...nity...'