Canine Couture Collector Pillows

Punk and Dog.

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

I think the cat wants to go out.

Puss in Heels

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

This is Roscoe, our first pooch

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Museum of dog memorabilia

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Elegant Lady

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog