Canine Couture Collector Pillows

Punk and Dog.

Haute Suture

"I was almost that last year."

Dog Dressed to Eat

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

Why Poodles Become Killers

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

I think the cat wants to go out.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Puss in Heels

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

Gardener pulling a tree through a dog park with a dog marking his territory.

Museum of dog memorabilia

'Oh Mike, what have they done to you?'

"She's a model dog, alright. When she's not on a catwalk, she demands a lot of attention, requires constant grooming, and is a picky eater."

"No one ever really wears collars like these, of course."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog with bald spots wearing jumper.

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Someone admiring a bright shoe through binoculars.

"Have you been giving the dog a make over again?"

"I told him about anthropomorphism, and he decided to try it."

"Right now, may the good Lord strike me dead with pneumonia."

Elegant Lady

Despite what his friends said about 'ugly Christmas sweaters', Chester couldn't wait to have his holiday pet photo taken...'

'And what did you model-mashed potatoes and gravy?'

"I can't wait until I'm old enough to dress myself."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

Maude loved doggy fashion.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

Hair of the dog spots: a poodle