Dog Apparel Fan Pillows

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

No littering...

Dogs all across town saw fit to teach their owners a little empathy...

Garbage Piñata

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Overkill, dude."

'Mmm … and he's ringing wet too. I just can't resist the smell of a wet dog.'

"Why do you call the new sheepdog Bra?"

'Let's agree to disagree.'

Dog park. I'm terrible with names, but I'm good with butts.

'Now that's what I call a rescue dog.'

"Why can't you just wear a doggie sweater?"

'The Big Beg Theory'

"Well, when you were called a 'bad dog,' were you publicly harmed?"

Pets christmas tree

No Dogs.

'Why can't you just chew bones like other dogs?' (dog smoking pipe).

"That's not my dog. It's my dad."

Dachshund Yoga

"Kate! Long time, no sniff!"

'Satchel...Why are you crying?'

World Championship Sheepdog Trials.

'Try it! I think it's gone bad.'

Tiger suddenly realizes he enrolled in the wrong class.

'You know Rosco, our species just ain't what it used to be.'

"Yes, but why did they use a picture that makes me look fat?!"

'You wish, Timmy.'

"I'll throw around the 'old pigskin' as long as the pig isn't still in it."

"Ha ha, I guess my photo on the dating site may have been a little misleading."

'No offense, but you're really more of a smell maker.'

How are your mime skills? I want to convince a dog he's surrounded by an invisible fence.

"I'd rather go to the vet."

'Bad dog! Stop trying to kill the cat!'

'all of you, except a party named 'Fido', may now leave.'

"You call that justice? There's 20% cats in this town and I have to appear before an all dog jury."