Dog Apparel Pillows

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

What female dogs think about their looks.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Dog Jogger

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Hang Time Fido

Cat's Pajamas

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

Tartan Coats

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"I got tired of webbed feet."

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

Fishbowl hat

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

The Niche Economy

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

'Of course they're real diamonds! It's a designer coat: She wants me to match her purse...'

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

“I was not consulted.”

'Yes, it's a flea-collar, but it's a designer flea-collar!'