Dog Clothing Pillows

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

What female dogs think about their looks.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

Dog Jogger

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Hang Time Fido

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Tartan Coats

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."