Dog Clothing Gifts

'Oh Frank, what have they done to you?'

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"I was almost that last year."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Knight walking a dog.

Puss in Heels

What female dogs think about their looks.

The pet elevator: Because sometimes the pet steps are just too much work.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'I can't go in there now, I'll look ridiculous.'

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Dog Jogger

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Hang Time Fido

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

Cat's Pajamas

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Let's be clear Mr Cosgrove. We feed you,… you don't bite our hand."

"How do you like my doggy bag?"

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Tartan Coats

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"Ideally, I'm looking for something effective, yet doesn't scream 'flea collar'."