Dog Apparel Devotees Gifts

"I think it suits me - as designer dogs go."

Playing Fetch.

Foster failure

"I was almost that last year."

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

"He was a sea rescue."

Dog Dressed to Eat

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"I actually had this haircut before I became a mom."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

"You're completely screwed up."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"And here are today's categories...."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

Secret Service Dogs

'Who's best friend are you?'