Doggie Sweater Devotees Gifts

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Playing Fetch.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Foster failure

Romance

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

"He was a sea rescue."

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"You're completely screwed up."

"Humans are strange."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

"And here are today's categories...."

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".

'Who's best friend are you?'

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

Secret Service Dogs

'He's barking mad!'