Doggie Sweater Devotees Pillows

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

Playing Fetch.

'My bark may be worse than my bite, but I've got a whine that will drive you up a wall!'

Romance

Foster failure

Couple sitting in living room reading books while dog reads a book with a cat shaped cover.

'HA Ha! One good idea doesn't make a genius!'

'Thank you for flying Canine Airlines. You can now sit on the furniture.'

'Rover isn't any good at catching frisbees. You've heard of stone hands?...he's got a stone mouth.'

"He was a sea rescue."

'But he qualifies for medicare in dog years.'

"No I said fetch , not wretch.."

"You're completely screwed up."

"Humans are strange."

"...do they teach manners at obedience school?"

'...and I only have eyes, for ewe...'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

'Mom! -- Spot's skinny-dipping again!'

"No Joke! I taught my dog to fetch coffee."

Dog Looks Alarmed At The Vets.

'So much for dogs looking like their owners'

"When you're ready, I'm going to stand on my hind legs, and lick it better."

'I try and humour him...it's the only exercise he gets!'

"We met in the biscuit aisle."

"And here are today's categories...."

'Why, yes, I think that's a lovely sweater, Peter... But you know the rule: no snacks unless you brought enough for the whole class.'

"I heard you're top dog in trust and loyalty training."

'I suppose this means you won't be fetching my slippers anymore.'

Cat and Dog both eating from wrong bowls.

"I'm not concerned about us as long as there is nothing in the stimulus package for cats."

"Your profile said you were a dog."

'He's barking mad!'

Secret Service Dogs

"The dog is developing quicker than me."

"I got you some flowers..watered them, too.".