Dog Sweater Designer Gifts

Hair of the dog spots: dachshund

"I was almost that last year."

"The sweater you knit him will be thrown out in February."

"He's a guard dog."

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Cat walking dog.

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

Dog Jogger

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

Dog Tattoo

Tartan Coats

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

Trophy dog stick

We have dog spas, dog motels, dog walkers, dog designer clothes...

"Can I have the "dalmatian look" please?"

"He won't wear the sweater I crocheted for him."

How's the sweater coming along?

"My owner thinks turtle necks are back in fashion."

"Looks like Rex is ready for his walk."

I need to create something to be rememebered by.

Wrinkled pants/wrinkled dog

'When I asked to go somewhere nice and warm, I didn't mean inside your trendy jumper.'

Vegetarian hotdog

"I take back those awful things I said about them making you wear a doggie sweater...I heard the older woman say something about the cat's pajamas!"

'That sweater would fit you better if you would diet.' 'Okay, what colour should I dye it?'

I'm so happy that this sweater covers everything but my anus and genitalia.

She's a Labrachihuashepoodle hound.