Doggie Dress-up Mugs

'I like to wear women's collars.'

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

"I was almost that last year."

'Take two tootsie rolls and call me in the morning.'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

'I'm not playing 'Bride and Groom' unless you sign this pre-nuptial aggreement!'

Two circus clowns see each other dressed for a costume party.

I like this one. Do you have it in blue?

"Of course I'm dressed like a cheap w***e! It's Halloween! Duhh!"

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog wearing jumper to hide his spots.

The Bearskin Hat Family

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

Young Doctor, Young Nurse, Young Undertaker

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

Woman Curls Her Dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Fat Kid 28- Discovers his feminine side

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

'Billy takes his jungle gym seriously!'

"I'm ready for my close-up."

'Stick em up' Kid plays with gun

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

Treehouse.

Snake Dress-Up

Girl trying to be a woman

The October 31 Committee

A topiary doghouse

'What do you mean you don't believe I'm really a Princess?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

'Reflexes normal.'

Dragonfly