Dog Costume Admirer Mugs

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"He was a very good boy."

"Why, you little Shih Tzu."

"Now I really hate poetry."

"I was almost that last year."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

'If he could trace the matching sock I've another 25 or 30 to account for.'

'Sure, it's our pool. . . but who's going to tell him that?'

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

Cat scratches on a pirate's wooden leg.

"Meow"

'Well, they're just great for running down gazelles and jackals!'

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

No, I don

'Please keep in mind this is only a 'ruff' copy.'

"Don't tell anyone, but some of my best cartoons are about cats."

There are no rats with collars...

"We should get out to the country more often."

Dogs are smart enough to understand human commands. Cats are smart enough to ignore them.

I'm sure it's fake.

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Fifty Shades of Gray

Flea Philosophy.

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Hyenas as Pets

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"I love it!"

It's for you.

"Wow, these are good!"

Why do they prefer a pitcher to a belly itcher? Everyone loves a belly itcher!