Animal Costume Admirer Mugs

An Elf Pervert: 'Just put these on...see if they fit.'

"It's amazing, Darlin', just how fast the kids grow up!"

"Yes. I said 2 by 2, but you needed to use 2 by 4s for the Ark...begin again."

12 O'clock was 'I'm a tractor time.'

"They think we're their best friend. Just play along with it."

Chase me, chase me cows.

'It appears he hit an iceberg.' (A LETTUCE)

Giraffe Umbrella

"You're such a good listener."

'RUN FOR COVER!!!!! It's another one of those 'Baby Showers'!!!

Welcome Spring.

"To paraprase Nietzsche, there is no pleasure with out pain au chocolat."

Special offer on snakeskin ties.

"If you could just get rid of the split ends, that will be fine."

Modern Major General

Happy Hour

Spring Training

Dog Park / Cat Park

Bears

"He's gone goth"

"Toi Toi Toi!"

'Yak, yak, yak.'

"An early spring was just a prediction- I can't actually control the weather!"

TSA Noah

'Well, we always go to the same place for our holidays, so yes, we kind of migrate too...'

'Hey I thought I was your favorite Spot!'

'The meaning of life is dog food.'

'Can you see what's causing the hold up?'

"As you can hear, it has an engine that purrs ... '

"Garbage in, garbage out!"

"We mustn't interfere, Larry. Just let nature take its course."

'It's true what they say: People often look like their pets...'

'Eight wiener dogs, and six rolls. It's just not right.'

'Some dogs are meant to be working dogs and some aren't.'

The Slug Replaces the Cheetah as the Fastest Animal on Earth.