Pet Costume Designer Gifts

Small dog with a shark fin: Fear me!

"Honey, I don't think Lucky likes that cute little Santa Hat you bought for him!"

"I was almost that last year."

"He's a guard dog."

A dog postal worker delivers through a letterbox in a doggy door.

"Big n' tall" "Small n' long"

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

I think the cat wants to go out.

'Let's skip Mr. Arnold's house. He's the dog catcher.'

"Sorry, I meant to say "good luck", not "break a leg"..."

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper

Puss in Heels

Knight walking a dog.

"There is no air conditioning in the luggage compartment so stand up straight and stop licking your nose!"

'Costume - What costume?'

"There, now you're in your pyjamas too."

"Oh, wow, I almost didn't recognize you naked – you look so different in your person's Instagram photos."

The Poodle and The Twooudle.

Cat's Pajamas

"Honey,...Oscar wants to go for a walk."

"The cat was there."

'I said to come in 'full scuba gear', not 'Scooby gear'!'

"They say that every dog has its day, and this apparently is mine."

"Bob's more realistic."

"It's working! People are giving our chickens candy!"

"I only wear it because it makes my butt look smaller."

"Last year I went as a vacuum cleaner. Scared the heck out of everyone."

"Nice top and tails."

"Yeah, I wouldn't be too concerned about how stupid that cone looks."

"Apparently removing my reproductive organs wasn't enough."

Hair of the dog spots: a dog wearing a beret

"I have to live with this. My owners are very serious dog lovers."

"You know I love that outfit."

"Ms. Hoffman, we're from the SPCA investigating allegations of animal cruelty. Is it true that you force your small dog to wear holiday sweaters?"