Fashionista Pet Owner Pillows

"She's putting me on a diet because I don't fit in her handbag anymore..".

"Most people stop at the jacket."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

Dog Dressed to Eat

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

I think the cat wants to go out.

"We should start wearing masks."

Street Organ - Monkey

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

Woman Curls Her Dog.

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Knight walking a dog.

Hair of the dog spots: christmas jumper