Fashionista With A Pup Pillows

"Jimmy Choo, Mahnolo Blahnik- honestly can't taste the difference."

Lady taking her little dog to the chemist with a cough

"Again? This is the last time I'm letting you wear the pants with the little zipper."

The Ferocious Viking Wiener Dog

"Will you be taking these home or chewing them right here?"

Cat Tie

"I was almost that last year."

Haute Suture

Dog Dressed to Eat

Useless add-ons.

'Why Sally, you look so fetching with that stick!'

'Don't be embarrassed by your anti-barking collar, implanted tracking chip, and GPS device. Just think of them as fashion accessories.'

Mystery Solved - Boxers or Briefs, 'Thanks but you could have just told me.'

"The bad news is that I backed into a fan. The good news is my owner's a plumber."

"Now I think of Mom whenever it's cold."

Dog wears t-shirt: 'The Duck Stops Here'

'Ya gotta love the way this farmer gets into Halloween spirit.'

"Well, if she didn't insist on giving me this stupid look, she wouldn't need to buy me coats in winter..."

"Oooooh....a western wear dog cone. Sexy!"

Why would a dog wear a hat?

"All you're doing is emboldening cats."

Dog admiring hairless dog calendar

'Do you have anything a little longer in the leg ?'

Mrs Sutherland and her American Hairless Terrier.

'I think he got embarrassed because of the sweater. . . Another dog started laughing. I told him it was just wheezing, but he wasn't buying it.'

'I am SO getting my ass kicked at the dog park.'

Street Organ - Monkey

"We should start wearing masks."

To them it's just a Prada handbag

"I travel Prada whenever I can."

I think the cat wants to go out.

"Somehow, some way, we have to guide these people back to reality!"

"C'mon already...that lipstick really isn't my shade."

Casual Friday at the Zoo. Penguins.

Woman Curls Her Dog.