Pet Portrait Admirer Pillows

Yoga Dog

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

"Meow"

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

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“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

There are no rats with collars...

"Labradoodle"

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Dogs and Chickens

"Okay, who's purring?"

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

Mice playing double bass

Rembrandt's Selfies

"I love it!"

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

'Well, was the news good today?'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

"You are not what I expected."

"Is that all it does?"

"I ask you, how can something so cute and soft smell like a bag of Fritos?"