Pet Portrait Admirer Pillows

Yoga Dog

Black Labrador Retriever

"Either that's Marmaduke with a lizard's head in front of us, or I really mixed up my meds."

"Now I really hate poetry."

Pet Shop: "I think I've found one for me."

I'm not saying I'm not a hound dog. I'm saying I'm not nothing but a hound dog.

"It's great to see Biff; Socksie the cat is out of the bag..."

Why Cupid is not allowed to drink alcohol anymore...

'He taught me the importance of taking a walk each day.'

“He’s timid, very shy. I rescued him from some wacko who tried to steal Christmas.”

"...and yet it doesn't quite capture his thoughtful, contemplative side."

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'Yes, it's just a little volume.'

"Meow"

No, I don

"Labradoodle"

There are no rats with collars...

"His Excellency the Lord Premier Gooboy."

"It's a good boy!"

A skinny dog drawn with zen brush.

Mice playing double bass

Dogs and Chickens

'I hear you can tell how big they will get by the size of their feet.'

Pet owner hanging Obedience School diploma

"I watched a Lassie marathon today and realized that I really need to step up my game."

"Okay, who's purring?"

Elvis Purresley impersonators.

'Oh, sure -- but He won't let US have pets!'

"I love it!"

It's for you.

Rembrandt's Selfies

A cat rejects a dog performer's act.

'Well, was the news good today?'

Peace talks between cats and dogs break down after Rusty, the lead negotiator, suddenly runs outside to chase a car.

'Don't even think about it!'