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"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

"On the contrary, Bosworth, it's YOU who has lost all perspective."

"Ooo... she sounds nice... 'I enjoy burying myself in the sand and sideways walks on the beach.'"

The Sculptor

"Apple harvest."

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

“Hold on—wait until those people are out of the way.”

Elizabeth II

"It's all about putting work into the right perspective...and this helps me!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Mitch McConnell

The caricature of Dorian Gray

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

Today is the first day of the rest of your nine lives.

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

"You mind? I'm starting a blog."

"But is it..?"

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

'One day he stepped back so he could see the big picture. Then he turned and ran like hell.'

"We need someone with an overview of the situation."

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'