Self-portrait Explorer Pillows

Frida Kahlo

Artist dreaming about himself painting.

"Existentialist Trail. Get lost then found. Nietzsche Park System"

I figured out how we can pay for the kids' college tuitions. Do tell. I'm going to leave for a year of self-discovery, which I will chronicle in a best-selling memoir. Oh, but

Man to date about many self-portraits on his wall: 'Self-realization is where I'm headed.'

"Every time I explore the corners of my mind, I have the urge to dust."

The Sculptor

Objects in mirror bear no relation to reality.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

"The self-portraits of Mexican artist Frida Kahlo were influenced by the great artists of her time."

'Hey Sally, do these new capris make me look pretentious?'

"I'm thinking of changing my parting."

"Adolescencia"

What brings you to therapy, Rudy? Dr. Noodle. I've been feeling like my whole life is on pause. And I can't find the remote to unpause it. Meanwhile, everyone else's stories are proceeding apace. They're all into the second act already. They've all had plot twists, and hero's journeys, and epic love scenes, and thrilling reversals of fortune ... Meanwhile, I'm still paused on the opening credits because no remote. Why don't you get up off the couch and unpause it manually? You can do that?

The company lawyer's self-image vs the boss's self-image.

"Look, I still fit into the fitted sheet I wore when we met."

Psychology Clinic. Most potent example of solipsism I've ever seen --- he follows himself on Twitter.

It all began with free-range chicken. Then it was organic vegetables. Next the farmers decided they should all take a year off to go find themselves.

'Does my bum look big in this?'

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"I'd like a portrait of me in the style of him."

'This one is from my pre-arts grant period'

"My self esteem is low ... how come I never got hacked?"

"Nobody wants to steal my identity."

'I just feel so used all the time.'

"It doesn't matter if anyone believes in you. . . what's important is that you believe in yourself!"

"Papi! Papi! I figured it out! I know exactly what I'm gonna be when I grow up!"

After a lifetime of searching, Leonard finds himself.

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

"So tell me - what makes you think you're a 'monster'?"

Well there's something you don't see every day...

Psychiatry. Why go on a voyage of self-discovery when I can just Google myself?

Does this skirt make it look like sexy fat?

"I ask you doctor, would any normal person wear this hat?"

"Feeling like a skinny person living in a fat person's body is actually quite normal."