Portrait Creation Pillows

Masterpieces.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Framed Lady

'On second thought, perhaps it would look better if your hand was tucked into your jacket.'

"Caricatures $20"

Diego Velasquez

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

The Sculptor

'Are you done yet?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Francoise Gilot

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

You're my Mona Lisa.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

Painter's Duel.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

Artistic Licence.