Portrait Sketcher Gifts

"Caricatures $20"

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

Framed Lady

To encourage patients to take their medication, Dr. Gratner brought in a sketch artist to show them what they will look like in six months without meds.

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

'I, pink, therefore, I ham...'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

Why does every kid want the wallet size? School picture, early days.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Artistic Licence.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

"Here it comes!"

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'

'Son, you need to describe the boy who took your yo-yo to our Etch-A-Sketch artist.'

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'