Portrait Sketcher Gifts

"Caricatures $20"

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'It's a Joan Biro.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

IRMA Hurricane Recovery in Cuba

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

"These meetings bring out my creative side. How's this for the boss?"

"If you saw a book with the title 'An American Speaks Out,' would you buy it?"

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Fly Artist

Police outline artist training academy: the intro 101 class.

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Family Portrait Abuse.

For $10 I'll show you how you're ugly.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Artistic Licence.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

Artist and the artist's model both thinking of the money.

"Here it comes!"

"I dreamed Lucian Freud was coming to paint us."

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'