Portrait Creator Gifts

Dreaming of an angel.

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

"Caricatures $20"

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

Curators at the Louvre Museum would regret approving the installation of a work on a wall behind the Mona Lisa.

'Are you done yet?'

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

Painting the portrait of a weight lifter.

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

Francoise Gilot

Family Portrait Abuse.

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Street painter puts real face on man with happy face.

Artistic Licence.

Painter's Duel.

"now let's try one without the tusks."

'I know you've worked hard on it, dear, but maybe we should get the Rabbi a . . . uh. . . 'back up' birthday present too?'

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

Caricatures priced by how much they look like you.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

'If I don't like it, I rearrange your face.'