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El Greco

Cariactures

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

'The portrait is a mark of his extreme egotism, but, if you curtsy and bow sufficiently...say, 'Oh Yes Sir!'!, to everything he says, you should do OK'

Man runs into Bigfoot taking a selfie.

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"And that's General Ambrose T. Spangler. He died in the Great Mustache Fire of 1897."

Framed Lady

"I've considered portraiture, but everyone is so ugly."

Diego Velasquez

"Stop complaining and smile! It's a job, isn't it? NO wonder they call you Mona!"

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

The wedding party take selfies at a wedding

"Great photo."

Elizabeth II

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

Phoebe Mary Waller-Bridge caricature

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"

Rembrandt's Selfies

Robert Charles Durman Mitchum caricature

"This painting will make you so famous that you won't be able to walk down the street without being recognised."

Portrait artist drawing DNA patterns.

'Have you considered drawing other people?'

The caricature of Dorian Gray

Mitch McConnell

'Curses! My eyes were closed.'

AUGUSTUS JOHN

'Well, you're not Michaelangelo!'

"I think it really captures my humility and selflessness."

Duck painting picture of man painting picture of a duck.

'It's my latest invention. I call it 'Picture in a picture.'

'I like it, but is it Art?'

'She leaves before I finish her portrait.'

"Your mother was young and restless and knew what she wanted. She wanted out."

"There! - It looks like you now!!"