Portrait Prodigy Pillows

Titian

Artistic Licence.

'The way the eyes follow you is uncanny.'

Felix Mendelssohn

Computer Science Class 10101010101.

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"You're my Mona Lisa."

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"It's an Eyesaur."

Framed Lady

battered artist has painted picture of falling bomb.

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'You could do that.' I did

Diego Velasquez

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

'I think what we need now is someone called a computer programmer.'

'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

'Are you done yet?'

"The margin of error is plus or minus one hundred percent."

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Couple painting each other - one turns to the other and says, 'Hon, let's hire a model.'

'Could you tone down the smile just a little?'

Francoise Gilot

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

"You've been free-running again, haven't you?"

'I wish you wouldn't bring your work home with you!'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

Michelangelo Buonarroti.

"Tip my boy."

"And that's me as a shepherdess!"