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'Is this any way to treat a budding genius?'

"When it said, 'All the Colors of the Rainbow,' I expected more than seven."

"Crayons again?"

Impressing dad.

Felix Mendelssohn

"Michael, your father and I are worried that you're awfully young to be singing the blues."

'Wash your hands, it's time for your piano lessons.'

"I haven't started playing the violin. I hide my vegetables in here!"

"This next one is my own quirky rendition of Berlioz's 'Symphonie Fantastique,' Movement 5, 'Dream of a Witches' Sabbath.'"

"... And his piano teacher says that he definitely has Van Gough's ear for music."

'I have a feeling one day when he grows up he'll be an artist of some kind.'

"It's an Eyesaur."

'I'm a virtuoso on the middle pedal.'

'You could do that.' I did

Artist's Equipment Comes To Life

'After hours of rehearsing together, little Judy Barlow is going to play 'Three Blind Mice' while her father screams, 'Keep that racket down, will ya?''

Take a bow!

'What did I tell you about playing the piano in the house?'

"Coming soon...what I did over summer vacation...the podcast!"

Like many kids, Bobby had an imaginary friend. Unfortunately for Bobby, he was a critic.

The Piano Dreams Of Home

Violinist.

'You win. Go out and play.'

Franz Liszt

"Harold, not only was it perfect, It was perfectissimo!!"

"You see, darling, he plays a Steinway, just like you."

'He's researching out-of-state kindergartens.'

"Tip my boy."

Artistic Licence.

Orchestra

Ludwig Van Beethoven

Young boy helping business staff to create a blog.

Flautist

'I hereby sentence you to three years of piano lessons.'

"How many times have I told you? Stop playing on the stairs!"