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The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

Hollywood Sign Developers

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"National security adviser"

'Got to admit,as far as mission statements go, it's pretty damn bold.'

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Important Food Groups

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

There's a crew here from 60 minutes and they're coming this way.

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Target your customer.

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

"But will it distract the public's attention enough that they mindlessly buy our products?"

The Corner Of Ogden And Nash: Candy is Daddy/Liquor is Quicker