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The Acme Agency: Dedicated to life, liberty and the pursuit of media exposure.

"There's no such thing as 'bad publicity'." "All traffic is good traffic."

'How fast can you hype?'

"I groom all day and still look like a baboon."

"So, I see you have a background in advertising..."

The Solar System (after deregulation)

What can I do? He says it's his thinking cap.

"National security adviser"

'Let me see your portfolio of stolen ideas.'

'Gentlemen, we need a slogan!'

This cream won't get rid of cellulite...it just makes it easier to slide into your jeans.

Jewellery Shop: Disposable income spoken here.

Library - Political Science section - 'What to do until the spin doctor comes'

Pity vs. Bragging and Public Relations

"By the end of next week, these fads such as social media, automobiles and making fire will all be over."

Important Food Groups

'Gosh, really? You've never been on any reality show at all?'

Target your customer.

A balloon seller is selling thought bubble balloons

'You don't want weather? Not a problem! How about sports, or maybe a nice movie? We can do that! Just put that thing down and let's talk, OK?'

"Heads up! It's another tidal wave of overwrought critical hyperbole!"

"It's about the murder of an editor who refuses to publish a writer's work..."

Perks Featured in Vacancy at Toy Company

"I was going to have my people call his people, but I’m pretty sure his people have Caller I.D."

"Business is booming! Come in and see our explosive sales today!"

"I go that extra mile!"

Information...political rhetoric

You can fool some of the people all of the time - "Send in some of the people, Dorothy."

'Now I know why they threw in the printer for free. It's only got a resolution of one dot per 8 12 inches.'

I think you'll appreciate my resume. It's printed on a fridge magnet.

"Earth – Love the brand, hate the owners."

Customer entering bank that is touting number of toasters given away

At the mobile tracking test lab.